Men: Which would you prefer on Christmas; a perfect tree, presents, and holiday...

Victor

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...meal, OR physical intimacy? Let's say your wife is just a slouch when it comes to decorating, cooking, and holiday traditions. She doesn't want to see any relatives (or if she does, it's just to eat and then have a tool exchange). She even sends you to toys r us to do the santa shopping.

However.... she's really amorous around the end of December. She turns the heat up a few degrees in the house, and she wears a hawaiian skirt to lighten everyone's mood. In the evening she puts on a pot of hot spiced rum cider (it's about the only thing she knows how to cook) and she begs you to go to bed early and dress up like a surfin' santa... right before she rips your clothes off and pretends she is riding a reindeer.

Which situation do you prefer?
 
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