Savvy Bulge
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The women won last round.
Assume you’re now a homeless bum, but you don’t stink or look dirty or insane b/c you’re semi-attractive and live in one of the growing American tent cities by a river to bath and wash your clothes regularly.
You panhandle on the corner daily, but during the recession no one has much compassion for anyone who refuses to take their personal advice to “get a job,” so your earnings are scarce; so scarce you’re forced to eat McDonald’s everyday, 1 Big Mac large meal per day (1350 calories). Women, you're eating less as your budget needs include expensive monthly tampons b/c you refuse to wear a washable rag.
However, b/c you’re not a drug addict you’ve invented a reason to continue living through this hell, and that reason is your weekly stop at the local mall’s food court, which now in just it’s 3rd year is completely dominated by Chinese food, even at the Café California, they’re serving nothing but Chinese food—neat how that just happens isn’t it?
With your diet at 1350 calories per day, you’re wasting away. Aside from just its variety factor, this Chinese meal has another benefit—lack of portion control, everything is spooned from vats, which differs from McDonald’s, where the size of everything is pre-determined and doesn’t deviate (or isn’t supposed to).
Your objective is to get your Chinese meal as large as possible to boost your weekly caloric in-take so you don’t eventually starve to death (I’m not a nutritionist or a doctor—I don’t give a d-amn if one day a week is capable of making a difference, assume it does).
There are 3 real-world ways to get your food court Chinese meal as large as possible—what are they? I know b/c I’ve done it… and no I’m not fat-a/ss, I just like value for my money. Assume you CANNOT use intimidation, sex, or bribes. Assume you have an “I’m too pretty for that sh*t” attitude when it comes to eating garbage. Assume all of your Chinese food must come from the food vendor—not from patrons. …As well, assume I reserve the right to rule out any assumptions I see you making in your answers that I don’t much like.
What do you do?
Assume you’re now a homeless bum, but you don’t stink or look dirty or insane b/c you’re semi-attractive and live in one of the growing American tent cities by a river to bath and wash your clothes regularly.
You panhandle on the corner daily, but during the recession no one has much compassion for anyone who refuses to take their personal advice to “get a job,” so your earnings are scarce; so scarce you’re forced to eat McDonald’s everyday, 1 Big Mac large meal per day (1350 calories). Women, you're eating less as your budget needs include expensive monthly tampons b/c you refuse to wear a washable rag.
However, b/c you’re not a drug addict you’ve invented a reason to continue living through this hell, and that reason is your weekly stop at the local mall’s food court, which now in just it’s 3rd year is completely dominated by Chinese food, even at the Café California, they’re serving nothing but Chinese food—neat how that just happens isn’t it?
With your diet at 1350 calories per day, you’re wasting away. Aside from just its variety factor, this Chinese meal has another benefit—lack of portion control, everything is spooned from vats, which differs from McDonald’s, where the size of everything is pre-determined and doesn’t deviate (or isn’t supposed to).
Your objective is to get your Chinese meal as large as possible to boost your weekly caloric in-take so you don’t eventually starve to death (I’m not a nutritionist or a doctor—I don’t give a d-amn if one day a week is capable of making a difference, assume it does).
There are 3 real-world ways to get your food court Chinese meal as large as possible—what are they? I know b/c I’ve done it… and no I’m not fat-a/ss, I just like value for my money. Assume you CANNOT use intimidation, sex, or bribes. Assume you have an “I’m too pretty for that sh*t” attitude when it comes to eating garbage. Assume all of your Chinese food must come from the food vendor—not from patrons. …As well, assume I reserve the right to rule out any assumptions I see you making in your answers that I don’t much like.
What do you do?