Meat Based Spa Treatments

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Kunmui

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This is one of today's Groupon-type deals:

Discover the hautest trend in beauty with today's deal from Spa-Lami,
Porkland?s first meat-themed med-spa. Fork over $25 and you'll receive
the Spa-Lami Ultimate Protein Package (a $100 value).

Your treatment begins with a pat? facial, complete with deli-cut
slices of premium salami that are placed over your eyes by
USDA-certified, hormone-free owner Carl Nivore. And if a little gets
in your mouth? No harm, no fowl (no promises on the latter -- actual
contents may vary). A prosciutto neck wrap and ground beef compress
come next, followed by a soothing gravy-aroma therapy treatment (in
beef or turkey) and Swedish meatball massage....

Love the picture of the salami and pate smeared face:

http://livingsocial.com/spalami

-sw
 
On Fri, 1 Apr 2011 17:37:07 -0700, Bob Terwilliger wrote:


That explains why it wouldn't take my order.

It did have some plausibility though. I had to really look at the
daily deal - which were legitimate zoo tickets - and I saw this tiny
link that offered a "side deal" that had a picture of a steak on it.
I had to really go looking for that feature fools deal.

And in a liberal city like Austin - anything like this could be
possible. "Keep Austin Weird" is the saying.

-sw
 
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