Massacre of the English language

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Living in Japan as I do, sometimes the English on display leaves me either dumbfounded or highly amused, or for that matter both at the same time.

However, the following was posted by an American in another forum (or should I say phorum )

Hello everyone,

Here is a few data re me. If for any reason, you have a few doubts, please needn't hesitate to question me!

Age: twenty four
Nation: The States


What is your main motivation ?

Anyway, to start with, I judge this to be an excellent !


I have six kids, have been married to Jennifer for two years at this moment (time goes by so speedily) and believe I have learned a whole lot from this very first-rate phorum that I should now offer back some, which I anticipate to do momentarily.


That is all for today , it happens to be rather little, but I just arrived from a day with my young people and my body is at this instant petitioning me to go to bed

I have many more to come - stay tuned. Tyson
 
Now here's a guy who wants to get on in life, and with his tremendous grasp of the English language he's sure to be a winner.


hi, can i be a one of the moderator? also i know just few language but i keep it as a secret. i am good in english and malay language. i have been in XXXX for a 3-4 years. so i was thinking that i maybe the admin can add in XXXX local which is malay language. first start would be nothing but maybe can be turned out well for next couple month?

i will be keep my eye on this post for any change.
 
This was posted in a music forum by a guy from Yugoslavia - nothing else, just this.

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What the hell does this mean?

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I think this guy swallowed a dictionary, or more likely a garbage bag. It seems he also stutters.

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Every time I drove 30 miles from home to go to Liverpool I heard thousands of people masacre the English language in an accent that's undeciferable by any human that lives outside that city...
 
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I couldn't agree more - I think.
 
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agreed, we see a lot of bablefish translated email from people. They read just like that.
 
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I think I get his drift.
 
If anyone has anymore "Wonderful English", please feel free to post it here. Keeps things ticking over while we wait for good jokes to be posted. Tyson
Actually, the best joke at the moment is my FTP - it's a scream in fact.
 
This guy's English is fine (almost), but he can't get rid of the naked man!

HAY-SOMEBODY WANT TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I HAVE NAKED PICTURES OF A MAN ON MY SITE!!!!!! SOMBODY WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!!! HAY IM ALL FOR NUDITY-BUT NOT ON MY SITE-WHERE I DIDNT ASK FOR IT!!!! thank you
 
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