Subcommander Avocado
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Martial arts fight.. me versus you.. how would it end?
I can tell you exactly how it would go, no matter what your skill level may be, Master of the Assorted Martial Arts or Novice, it would always go like this...
You: Make all kinds of show off moves, postures, stances, and martial arts warm up sounds
Me: Wait patiently...
You: Let out a martial arts scream and then do a whole bunch more show off moves and poses
Me: Wait patiently...
You: Attempt to use your very best martial arts move on me and miss.
Me: Kick you square in your gregoinal region while yelling "Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!"
You: Double over in pain.
Me: Demonstrate great follow-through and form by holding my leg extended frozen in kick position for like 3 minutes, while going "kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".
You: Still rolling around the ground in pain.
THE END
Thanks, Subcommander Avocado
I can tell you exactly how it would go, no matter what your skill level may be, Master of the Assorted Martial Arts or Novice, it would always go like this...
You: Make all kinds of show off moves, postures, stances, and martial arts warm up sounds
Me: Wait patiently...
You: Let out a martial arts scream and then do a whole bunch more show off moves and poses
Me: Wait patiently...
You: Attempt to use your very best martial arts move on me and miss.
Me: Kick you square in your gregoinal region while yelling "Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!"
You: Double over in pain.
Me: Demonstrate great follow-through and form by holding my leg extended frozen in kick position for like 3 minutes, while going "kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".
You: Still rolling around the ground in pain.
THE END
Thanks, Subcommander Avocado