Man Nipples

My friend went around on Halloween with no shirt and he had colored his nipples with a glow in the dark marker. Later on that night I got mad at him and bit it and bit me back in the same place. He always hurts me 5x what I hurt him and calls it fair! Genetics are not fair!!! Espcially when we started a squeezing war after exposure to Explosm's comics.
 
Men actually have nipples because we're capable of lactating, believe it or not. It has been evidenced, that when the mother of a child is unable to feed her children for one reason or another (usually in more undeveloped countries, we have bottles!), the male may actually start to lactate and become able to feed the child in much the same way as a lactating mother would. It's not overly common, but possible.
 
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