'Male Flies and Female Flies' joke!?

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting Flies!" he responded.

"Oh!, Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!"
 
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