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Donald I

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Could be, one of those threads, where you just post those little things that aren't worth a thread.... or not.
I'll start.

Stupid bitch-ass retainers! I hate them! :banghead:

Bllaaaarrgghhhh!!!!!

No further comment is necessary.

Have fun.
 
Yup you can see what it is if you type retainer in google images
Im too lazy

why do you already have a bodyguard? :tongue:

wait since when are you a MOD? :D
 
CL = CopyLifted. My man. He is a member, but more of a lurker, unless you guys say something that interests him. He is in chat a bit more.


And Im in my second week as a mod. or something like that.
 
Retainers are a plot conceived by the government. The orthodontist is an agent of the man.
They make you think that it's so important to "keep your teeth in line". This is a way of conditioning us at an early age to be accustomed to conforming to their whim. Don
 
Hey I had braceses before, I had to where this suck as retainer, then I stoped going and stoped wearing it. Now look at me, I was in this bike accident one time way before I got my braceses and one of my front tooth came out and the other got pushed into my gums. They fixed it and thats when i got braceses a few years later. Then after all that, they tell me that my front teeth are going to have to come out, becuase the roots are decaying away. So now I wear this god awful retainer thing on the roof of my mouth with two fake front teeth on it. But hey, they look so real, no one notices, but it is a god damn pain to have to put fixadent on that shit every morning. I will be happy when I get my porcelin teeth put it. I already have the metal screw implants in there, just have to come up with about $2,000 before they finnish. My insurance covered everything they could. :thumbsdn:
 
I agree 100%. After I got my braces off and started wearing my retainer, President Bush (Sr.) told me to sign up for the army. I heard it clear as day. Oh, and I also was told that Jesus was the only thing that could save me.

I never wore my retainer after the first day. My teeth look fine. A little yellow from tabacco, but fine.
 
I hate the fucking justice system. Got pulled out of the PASSENGER seat of my brother's Jeep, breathalized (.07), and cited for underage drinking. They took my goddamn license! I wasn't even fucking driving the car! But on the bright side: The John Popper Project fucking rocked HOUSE! NO2 as far as they eye could see. We pulled in next to the guy with the tank. Good times.
 
I know braces are only going to make my teeth look better, but...
mine is also attached to the roof of my mouth. Notice I said ATTACHED. I can't take it off. I think I saw a retainer once that can be taken off...
 
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