Lucky Man --- (Joke)?

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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant
and he notices this gorgeous brunette
sitting at the next table.
He has been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye
comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air,
and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says
as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,'
she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together,
and afterwards they go to the theatre
followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh,
she shares her deepest dreams and
He shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him
if he would like to come to her place
for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal
with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed.
Everything had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect
woman.
Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. . .

She says:

'You just happened to catch my eye.'
 
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