Russell Brand resigned from his BBC 2 radio show after being suspended for prank phone calls to Fawlty Towers star Andrew Sachs, intimating that Brand had "fucked" Sachs' granddaughter. • Lil' Wayne, we are disappointed in you, young man. You said of watching your son's recent birth, "It was nasty, very nasty, but it was wonderful." The beauty of childbirth is a gift to us all, you whippersnapper! • [Independent, People]
