looking for titles of very short books (not real ones)?

[Amy W]

like

"Amish Telephone Directory"
"Everything Men Understand About Women"

any suggestions?

 

[billy brite]

The Yellow Stream, by I. P. Daily.

 

[Gxy]

The Secret Diaries of the once popular but now very dorky McKinsey!

My School Blew up due to my ally replaced in the preppie's desk.

Not short but funny, I guess.

 

[Oceanic Odd Romantic]

"Why weridos have more fun than blondies" "Preps in sun dresses and Rocker Bois looking under their -"

 

[Princess Emily]

How to eat Power Lines

 

[PJ E]

"Why no one believed a Paraplegic kicked me!"

 

[Trent W]

"How to get a free Xbox in five minutes"

YOU CAN'T (haha)

 

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"Who Needs Kids?"