Wilson Craig
New member
Hey all.
3 nights ago a friend and I went out to one of those clubs that has the bubbles all over the floor and strobe lights. We were a little drunk at the time, but then we ran into some guys who seemed pretty cool who offered us tequila and Absinthe shots. The next thing I knew, it was 1 PM the next day and I was in the back of a Volvo station wagon, behind a dumpster at Wendy's. I don't black out often, but then again I don't usually drink Absinthe in any abundance either. Anyway, since then, I have had this pressure in my gut. For a while, it felt like there was alot of gas built up in there, or that something was moving, with occasional feelings of shredding pain. Though I don't have that "moving" sensation anymore, I still feel alot of pressure.
Since then, I've been unable to drop a deuce. I've had 3 bran muffins, a few ears of corn, drank 2 quarts of prune juice, and a few other things that people always say can help in getting a nice solid colon cluster out. Is it possible that it's an infection or STD of some other kind? I have bite marks on my shoulder that look inflamed, and my chest/back hair seem to have fallen out, replaced by slightly raised white bumps. Also there's a raised, heated lump sticking out of my belly, and my eyes are yellowing. I realize that it might be best to go to a doctor for help, but as a part time dog walker/supplemental vitamin salesman, I don't have any company provided insurance, and never thought to purchase it for myself.
So I guess the question is, how do I know if it's something serious like a bowel obstruction, or something that will pass with a bit more milk of magnesia?
Thanks in advance.
3 nights ago a friend and I went out to one of those clubs that has the bubbles all over the floor and strobe lights. We were a little drunk at the time, but then we ran into some guys who seemed pretty cool who offered us tequila and Absinthe shots. The next thing I knew, it was 1 PM the next day and I was in the back of a Volvo station wagon, behind a dumpster at Wendy's. I don't black out often, but then again I don't usually drink Absinthe in any abundance either. Anyway, since then, I have had this pressure in my gut. For a while, it felt like there was alot of gas built up in there, or that something was moving, with occasional feelings of shredding pain. Though I don't have that "moving" sensation anymore, I still feel alot of pressure.
Since then, I've been unable to drop a deuce. I've had 3 bran muffins, a few ears of corn, drank 2 quarts of prune juice, and a few other things that people always say can help in getting a nice solid colon cluster out. Is it possible that it's an infection or STD of some other kind? I have bite marks on my shoulder that look inflamed, and my chest/back hair seem to have fallen out, replaced by slightly raised white bumps. Also there's a raised, heated lump sticking out of my belly, and my eyes are yellowing. I realize that it might be best to go to a doctor for help, but as a part time dog walker/supplemental vitamin salesman, I don't have any company provided insurance, and never thought to purchase it for myself.
So I guess the question is, how do I know if it's something serious like a bowel obstruction, or something that will pass with a bit more milk of magnesia?
Thanks in advance.