Looking for a funny "Cracker" Joke?

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El Grande Josue

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Alrighty guys. Just to get some things straight:
1. I am white.
2. I am NOT racist. I just like a good laugh.
3. I am really REALLY just curious about this.
4 I love chicken pasta.

Anyways on another not. I have a friend who isn't racist but knows PLENTY of black/asian/mexican jokes. And I was just wondering:
"How come I hear no white jokes?"
I mean besides the usual wonder bread and cracker jokes. Infact now that I think about it. I've only heard one white racist joke.
SO!
As a survey I want to hear YOUR best attempt at a "Cracker" joke. You won't win an award or anything but I will promote you best answer so ye. If thats even worth anything. Anyways give me your best shots dudes!
Oh and there are no boundries. :).
And no "puns"!!!
Hate those dreaded little plays on the english literature.
Durr.
 
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