Look I am not weird or anything, but?

[lewdiamond]

the other day I was masturbating and when I skeeted I hit my cat, my cat in turn licked the skeet off his fur which turned me on. Now I am chasing the cat around the house shooting sperm all over him. He doesnt seem to like and truth be told neither do I. Does anyone have any advice for me re: Stopping this behavior?

 

[perfectly_puzzled]

Okay let me just start with AWKWARD TURTLE.

Sorry now back to answering your question. Umm yeah that's a little weird, not that it turns you on, but that you keep doing it. Find something else that turns you on. Idk if you have a girlfriend or anything but why don't you just squirt it on her and watch her lick it off. Or just watch porn. Or do something else other than trying to jizz on your cat. You're probably going to find your cats slimy fur pretty disgusting when you wake up the next morning to find him snuzzling up against you and giving you back all that gooey juice. So find someting else that turns you on!

 

[tyler g]

Umm, there are these things on doors now a days called "locks" XD

 

[Ali Girl]

wow. you are weird, that is "beastiality" just shut your door next time and dont think about the cat!