****STOP****
Windows has generated a stop error randomly and has halted your system and destroyed your work to prevent further damage.
We recommend you uninstall XP, and install Windows Server 2003. The $1000 price tag won't kill ya!
HEIL GATES! HEIL GATES! HEIL GATES!
The uber l33t error is as follows:
BILL_GATES_EVIL_EMPIRE_HAS_DETECTED_LINUX_DIAF_PLS_KTHXBYE
An error log of this event has been stored in the most illogical, random place on your hard drive. If you want to find the file, it will take you 2+ years.
AND, if you close the error window, you'll never see the log again! WOOOO! GO MICROSOFT!
A memory dump of this error has also been created. Of course, nobody knows what program can be used to read a .DMP file.
Actually, we think your memory took a dump. Is it generic? WOW! Really? You're a fucking dumbass. Go buy some Samsung, and stop being a cheap Jew.