Little Johnny Joke!! Innocent.... yet not!!!!!?

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THIS JK CONTAINS SOME CONTENT THAT IS INTENDED FOR OLDER AUDIENCES!!!!! VIEWER DISCRETION IS STRONGLY ADVISED!!!!!

Little Johnny is walking down the hall when he hears a noise from his brothers room. He knocks on the door and asks his brother what’s going on. “Playing cards bro!” he replies. “Who’s your partner?” asked little johnny. “ Ma gal Mary Kate!”
Content with his answer, Little Johnny walks further down the hall towards his room when he hears the same noise coming from his sister’s room. Again, he knocks on the door and asked his sister what was she doing. “Playing cards Johnay!” “With who?” he asks. ”My boyfriend Stevie!” she says.
A short while later, Little Johnny’s father is walking down the hall and hears a noise coming from Little Johnny’s room. He knocks on the door and asks ”What are you doing?” “Playing cards!” replied Johnny. ”Who’s your partner?” asked his father…
Little Johnny answers promptly, “With a hand like this who needs a partner?”

AHA! Get it?:D

Who. * Chokes from laughter*, Needs. * gasps* a partner?

WOOOOTY WOOT WOOT!
 
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