Little bastard scared the fuck out of me

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Nerlou

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This little mother fucker fell on me as I was walking out my door earlier.

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Just to get an idea of how big that fucker was, fold a dollar bill in half and there you go.

It didn't live long enough to tell its buddies of its daring assault on the unsuspecting human.
 
HOLY SHIT...that picture alone just gave me the creeps!

You know..Ive seen all kinds of horrible things but Ive never been scared..But..however..when these creatures unexpectedly come near me..I scream like that little girl your probably thinking of right now...
Im okay with the VERY small ones though, you know, the size of the ones like the green fly, about the size of 4 grains of salt lol..
But these, I once had to sleep on the living room floor because there was one on my ceiling in my room and nobody to take it down for me..
 
It reminds me of the hobo spider. Nasty little fuckers.
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This is a wolf spider:
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If it was the former, get some fucking pesticide as they get into everything and are very aggressive (and poisonous). Otherwise, if it's a wolf spider, they're cool. They mostly leave humans alone and eat all your pests. They're actually like little nervous friends.
 
As soon as I read that it made me think of the Simpsons episode with the singing hobo.

"Oh I love livin' the hobo life, stabbin' people with my hobo knife."
 
;1021438']Ah, leave 'em alone. I'm usually happy seeing spiders outside my place. Especially when they put their webs close to the door (not in the doorway). They're also fun to watch. I love throwing moths to them.
 
I don't how it's there, but always here I remember how I avoided killing spiders because it meant that it would rain :happysad:

I would always capture them and let them free outside, although we don't have those scary buggers over here.
 
The only good spider is a dead spider. If they are more than 5 feet away and not overhead...ok live long and eat bugs. If not, time to die spidey!
 
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