jungle......? A Mexican a French guy and an American guy went in the jungle. A cannibal tribe met them and they said to them:
-You go now and take 10 fruits.
Three guys went into the jungle and came back.
Cannibals:
You gonna stick it into your a*s now and if you make a sound we eat you.
First was the French guy. He found peaches. He pushed, pushed, on the 4th one he said ,,Oh,, and they ate him.
Next was the American guy. He found cherries. He started.On the 9th one he laughed and they ate him.
The French guy met the American guy in heaven and asked him:
-Why did you laugh exactly on the 9th one?!?
American:
- I saw the other guy took watermelons.
-You go now and take 10 fruits.
Three guys went into the jungle and came back.
Cannibals:
You gonna stick it into your a*s now and if you make a sound we eat you.
First was the French guy. He found peaches. He pushed, pushed, on the 4th one he said ,,Oh,, and they ate him.
Next was the American guy. He found cherries. He started.On the 9th one he laughed and they ate him.
The French guy met the American guy in heaven and asked him:
-Why did you laugh exactly on the 9th one?!?
American:
- I saw the other guy took watermelons.