list reasons why Miami Vice sucked teh cocka

im probably one of the biggest michael bay haters, and im all for serious films. ive enjoed every one of mann's films. but HEAT, for example, had plenty of scenes that had tension and kept the viewer into it. this movie has 5 minutes of that (which were some badass 5 minutes) but neither of the two have any kind of personality in the film. they just act all serious and tough the whole time. and the movie should be titled "Sonny and the Asian" because thats really what that whole piece of shit film was about. what a waste of 150 million, and im not surprised there was so much tension on the set of this film.


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