List of things I hate

So true, so very very true. Or at least they help out with gas.. What i am really pissed about is that she has not given me one fucking penny for driving her fucking ass into town everyday. Also, she apparently has enough money to take her snotty ass daughter to the fair when I can not afford to take my kids to the fair because of the 300$ phone bill she fucking racked up.
 
Ohh...ohhh...Im tellin DEA you fuckers are flamin in here....yeah...
He will...WE will pwn?....your asses...

Well,If he lets me in his club. *getfuct purges bowel gas*

What do I hate?
1)This keyboard...It makes me think.
2)Being forced to think.
3)*typing*H.....I....

Fuck!...You see?!
 
Do you have any idea what you are talking about?

I think you need to reread that, because I don't think you understand what she was talking about.
 
You forgot:
-People who leave the shopping cart in the middle of the isle even when they see you coming. (Next time I'll ram it)

-People who don't say thank you when you hold a door for them going in or out of a store. (Next time I'll slam it in yer face)

-People who don't say thank you for Any reason when you do something considerate. (Next time I'll keep driving and ignore your screams of "Please stop, You're dragging me!!)
 
I hate people who park too close to the curb or who take up two spots in a crowded lot.
I also hate the chewy non-edible parts in chicken (or any meat for that matter)
 
word to that. the two-spots people REALLY PISS ME OFF and so i always, ALWAYS take care of them:

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it's actually easier to get fantastically close by tailing in, especially your driver's side to their driver's side. always, always block their driver's side, or else all they're likely to do is pull out, turn early, and wrinkle their car on yours. this way you piss them off in addition to them possibly hitting you and getting a point on their record.

tail in so close that you have to fold your mirror in to avoid scraping their car. tailing in gives you precise control over the ass end of your car, which means less likelihood of YOU hitting them. the disadvantage is that you have to climb out the passenger's side of your car, too, which makes it much less cool.

then take photographs of how shitty they parked (with the camera that you always carry), and of your car parked next to theirs, and get the space between. then post them on the web and laugh at the fact that they had to climb in the wrong side of their car to get in.

oh, and make sure you're insured against vandalism. :P

~ dan ~

ps - about shopping carts... some bitch in the aisles? i will either say 'excuse me' or move it myself. if it tips over and the baby cracks its head, it's not like it's my baby or anything. he should have been wearing the little included seatbelt anyway.

i hated shopping carts in parking places. then i realized i had a vinyl bra on my car and the whole front valance costs a whopping $520 to replace (oh, did i say "no deductible on vandalism insurance?"), and i could just push them the fuck out of my way when i parked.
 
Good idea.

I always just say, "YOUR WELCOME BITCH!"

See response to the door thing.

Morelos, holy shit! Do you live anywhere near me? I hope it's not the same town, because this place can't handle two of us. And as for the vandalism thing, I always get their plates in case they hit me on the way out.

UPDATE: Upon further reading, all I can say is "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" You're a math teacher too who carries his camera around at all times so you can show yourself making other people look like asses!? Seriously, everything you explained in your post is totally me. Are you sure you're not my long lost brother or something? Are you hispanic and have a lot of white friends that make Mexican jokes about you? I think that would be too much.
 
you cannot be serious.

are you really a math teacher?

here's a picture of me. i'm ethnically northern italian but i'm olive enough to where when i have facial hair you have to look at my eye colour to see that i'm NOT mex, and even then i could pass for a purebred peninsularo.
 
Molesters come in all shapes and sizes....heeheee.
This isnt the dating game,you two. Take this conversation to the nearest mirror.This is B&T,and the topic is....

ummm....whats the topic?



shaddap!
 
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