Lily Allen to star as Lesbian Vampire

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TorontoBlonde

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Lily Allen has decided to try something new. She will star as a lesbian vampire in the new movie, Lesbian Vampire Killers, to be released next year. It's something for Lily to get her fangs into.
 
Can she turn from pop star to actor? The STAKES are certainly high. She shouldn't have trouble playing a lesbian, I hear she BATS for both sides.

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Apparently it's a cameo role but the producers want her to take a larger part. We will need plenty of garlic if she takes a bigger role.
 
Lily Allen looked a little the worst for wear at the Glamour AwarRAB and needed to be carried out and placed in her car. She was probably suffering from anemia. It was late and she probably needed a fresh supply of blood.
 
Her brother Alfie Allen was also at the bash and is pictured falling over a crowd barrier and landing flat on his face. His tie was seen to be pulled down and his shirt was open so perhaps something had got to him. He must remember to take plenty of garlic with him next time.
 
Lily? How appropriate for a film about dead people.
It's bound to corpse with the critics but I can see Lily fans coffin up the cash regardless.
Fangs but no thanks.
 
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