Life's Little Instruction Manual

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Rule #9: Do have fun with telemarketers once in a while, especially if it's the exact same company calling your house calling you ten minutes apart, by telling them that their co-worker had called just earlier asking for the same person.

Not sure if it sounds rude but telemarketers are a pain. :look:
 
Rule #8 Feed your cats or else they'll gang up on you and you might not make it...
 
I'm glad you tried--not everything has to be funny. :hug: And that's actually really good advice not to drive on a flat.




.....Rule #7 If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
 
that sounds sooooo painful :eek:

Rule #6: If you tire is flat, don't continue to drive.

^Ok I'm not really funny or clever or witty, but I tried :D
 
Rule #6: If you have to bathe a cat, the first step is to notify your next of kin.
 
:look: Rule #2: Do not iron clothes while you are wearing them.





.....surely I am not the only one who can think of silly stuff. :pout:
 
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