Letters Of Complaint.

Bump.

Truly a great thread (if I do say so mysalf) where many members' talents were brought forth.

Dear Cunts wot posted in this thread...

where art thou now?

Sincerely,

chavis bickle.
 
PLASTIC MODELS
I am an exasperated 80 year old man. This is the third time I have bought a dam plastic model from you and
each time I ended throwing it in the trash. There is always something wrong.
Present model I tried to assemble Shelby GT 500KR. Looks your number for it is 85-4226

Parts that are not even on the schematic
Parts that are impossible to attach where indicated
Parts where there is not a hint as to where to place them

Since I am bored too death just looking at the wall I thought this endeavor would help me pass the time.
Now I see that trying to put one of these dam things together is about as up lifting as watching grass grow.
Assembling one of these kits is impossible with the instructions given.
It is not unlike a Monkey trying to copulate with a football or attempting to nail Jello to the wall.
And one more thing if you can show me that a ten year old can construct one your models I will eat it model box all.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. Hope your dog dies too
 
Dear Automotive Datalogging software manufacturer (wot hails from Olde Blighty}:

Thanks for the spiffy cd, cable and adapter that allows me to plug my netbook into my car to record it's in- and exhalations and various other exertions.

This will be the coolest car-tuning (cartooning?) accessory on the planet...just as soon as you tell me which of the five motherfucking serial #s/activation/validation codes I need to enter at each of the six or seven opportunities you thoughtfully provided, you assholes.

Thanks again for your wonderful product-

.......

-Mr. j2k4
 
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