Letters Of Complaint.

[starletlover]

Dear cunt who flew out of me windae and broke my downstairs neighbour's shutter box,

you better deliver me my brand new shoes (yes, those you took on your feet and now say you 'lost'), or their retail value of

 

[Crγstαl™ ($$$]]

Dear Kev,

epistolise your posts in this thread or get the fuck outta Dodge.

Faithfully,

Chalice.

 

[deadite21]

Wtf is this shite.




No, really-


What is this

"...that is pure fucking shite..."

:huh:

 

[odd1_4ever]

It isn't a typo if that's what you're insinuating. :snooty:

Shite.... it's pronounced like.... shiite but without the long "E".

 

[dodger78 u]

Dear old woman who invariably sits beside me on the train in the morning,

you smell of piss and cat and peppermint and hairspray and Chanel No.5. This heady mixture is worse than the sum of it's parts. Next time you sit beside me, I'm gonna find out if you're flammable.

You also breathe funny and talk to yourself on occasion. Stop it. Stop it now.

I remain your obedient servant,

Chalice (OfWeeWee).

My God.

Your life is far worse than any Dante could have imagined while suffering a triple astrological low.


Do you have a light. :whistling

 

[jcaas07]

It isn't a typo if that's what you're insinuating. :snooty:

Shite.... it's pronounced like.... shiite but without the long "E".

Dear Skizo,

shite is pronounced as shight. So as to rhyme with light or blight or hermaphrodite.

C.

 

[tx askerrrr]

To my beloved bed heater,

Please stop throwing your one day contact lenses like pieces of snot into the corner of the room.

Those jewels which you put on your eyes, every day have seen what you have seen.


With friendly regards,

the janitor.

 

[Riku]

100% is the wise surprise.


Or something.

 

[G-e-O-r-G-i-A]

Dearest Russians of Israel -


It has come to my attention that over the past 20 years, some 1.5 million of you have made it into Israel.. That's all cool and co., except for the simple fact that most of you are FUCKING Russians who try to show no goddamn resemblance to the Jewish nation!
I mean, what would be the point coming to Israel, the state of the Jews, where most probably the idea would be to have a place that would resemble a Jewish people's place, with Jewish rituals/habits (at least to some extent), when most of you simply go about eating your stinky pig meat (no offense to all non-Jews who eat pig, it's just a phrase used to express how pissed I am), not get circumcised (at least some of you), never (EVER) go to shul, not even on the holiest day of them all (when even the most secular people give some sort of respect), eat bread on Passover (yes, some non-Russians do this too, but I'm not talking about them)..

Not only that, but you are probably responsible for the rise in prostitution, binge drinking, and non-kosher-food-eatage.. You fucking cunts. Why did you come here then!?

And no, the fact that some ancient grandfather of yours may have been Jewish.. The fact the Israeli government takes you as that is only because of the Nuremberg Laws.. Fuck sake, not good enough for me.

Go shove all your Russian shite back to Russia, and you can go with it. All your gangsta-egghead-tatted-cuntsters can get the hell out of here, we don't need you whatsoever.

On top of all that, you even brought in a grocery store "dedicated" to sell all your crap here, when you made sure all the workers would be Russians, selling non-Jewish shite which extracts any connection to the Jewish nation from you.. So ya'll can GTFO, right now.


k.thx.bai.

A promising career in diplomacy, up in flames. :dabs:

We'll be ready to testify you were suffering the angst of youth/running a temperature and feverish at the time of your rant.

 

[retro_4life]

...hermaphrodite. C.

Ooooh, and wasn't she a looker. :whistling