Let your dog shit in your own yard

Well..... you could always use a paintball gun. Nothin like washing neon paint off urself just to find a huge, painful bruise. :) ;)
 
Fuck the rocks, get a pole and beat the shit out of that stupid fucker. (the dog, i mean. if the owner comes at you, which he is bound to do because you're beating his stupid ass dog, whack his ass a few times as well)

Or, get a paintball gun and use some frozen paintballs. Keep some paintballs in the freezer, then get them out when you need it. Pop that mutt in the ass, or the head. (The head works best, just because it's funny to scare the shit out of them) Again, if the owner comes after you, pop that motherfucker in the nuts. I bet he won't try it again.

Or... while that goddamn dog is shitting, take its head and stuff it in the shit pile.
 
Fuck it, set a precedent, kill the owner, that way the chalk outline on your sidewalk will have everyone walking their dog's elsewhere...
 
hahaha.... it's funny, because if I'd live where you lived, I'd purposly let my dog shit on your yard to piss you off. Quit your fucking bitching, I'm not going to pick up dog shit, place it in a bag, and then proceed to put that bag in my pocket. That's unsanitary as hell you dipshit. And don't say, "well just dont let him shit then" Fuck you, I'm not having my dog die of colon cancer because you don't want your precious yard on your precious 350,000 dollar lot and house crapped on. A big :mfinger: to you asshole.
 
Ummm, ok unlike you, i'm not some trailerpark hoe...

fuck off, die of cancer, aids, being shot, raped, shanked, or any other painful way of death. Rot in hell for eternity you pitiful whoreson
 
And its sanitary for ME to pick up your dog's fucking shit? Do it yourself you lazy fucker. I didnt put the shit there, it is not my responsibility to pick it up. Your dog did. It is therefore your responsibility. Why dont you let your dog shit in your own yard? Fucktard.
 
never said it was your responsibility. Leave it there and let it be someone elses problem. Don't you have a fucken kid on your block you'd like to just make his/her day by them stepping in some dog shit? C'mon, im sure theres kids on your block that you'd like to get to stay away from your yard. This is the solution. CAN'T WE ALL JUST FUCKING GET A LONG?
 
Go fry up a big batch of bacon and pour some on each mound of poop. The neighbors dog will actually clean up your yard for you the next time he comes to visit! Also, if he's the kind of owner that lets his dog kiss him on the mouth, he'll suddenly be quite motivated to keep the animal out of your yard.
 
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