Let your dog shit in your own yard

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Doobey

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I'm tired of these mother fuckers who constantly let their dogs shit in my yard, thinking I don't notice. The thing is, i do notice and it pisses me off... I yell and scream, but the owners ignore me... i throw rocks at the dog, but they don't seem to care... the fuckers will walk right up to my propery and let their dog shit on my driveway, in my grass, wherever the hell they want, while all they do is sit and stare at my house... i'm staring right back at them, giving them two of :mfinger: , yelling at them to get the hell away from my property... they ignore me. I think it's time to haul out my shotgun and unload it on these mother fuckers.
 
animals are dumb they would come bac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!why kill the dog just kick it in it's assthatwillsolvethe motherfuckinproblembitch
 
yowhatupdog or whatever the hell your name is... do the world a favor:

3 simple steps:

1) grab a shotgun
2) point it at your head
3) pull the trigger.
 
you people are stupid

take your shot gun right... take a bullet to your shut gun... take out the beebees and leave the powder and just the plastic wadd(or whatever the fuck its called) in there... and fire the sucker right at its ass

damn

it won't come back
 
Sounds like a lot of work just so you can have the neighbors call the cops for discharging a firearm. A bowl of anti-freeze is silent, cheap, easy and deadly.

Stupid? Yea, think again oh brilliant one. Fucking rookies.
 
Call the cops... Isn't there a law in some states that says you gotta pick your dogs shit up? Or is that in apartment complexes and stuff?

I chewed a lady out for bringing her dog to a path alongside the parking lot... There was like a foot of snow and you could see the thousands of footprints going right through it along the path. But she brought her fucking dog out there every day to shit right where there was an icy hill, so that if you didn't make it up the hill and fell it would be in shit... And it was almost impossible to walk around the shit anyways. She stopped after the threats from about 6 people...
 
You want something that really works? Use a slingshot and a load about the size of a marble. Wait until he's pinching off the loaf, and pop em in the ass. He won't come back. Trust~
 
its not alot of work

lol

its just opening up a shell and dumping out the beebees

and i guess i am use to living in a small town
and you don't kill the dog
 
In the styx, where the fuck is that?

To be honest, all of these idea's to be frank... suck. nice, funny, no offense, but they do really.. really suck.

a 'beebee' gun, stupid, i dont know about america and brandishing replica weapons at people or animals and discharging them causing an injury, now i know the limit for it to cause an actual offense is over 400Fps in america, but im sure it's stupid to fire an airsoft toy at someone or some animal, in america it's called softair i think,

doing that with a firearm, with amunition that has been modified/tamerped with in someway is also they stupid.

anti freeze what cani say?, cunning like the 'lets leave a bear trap in the middle of a pedestrian walkway routin.

the best possible thing to do is go about it the sensible way, walk out there and talk to the fool, and if he gives you trouble, blow yourself up there and then with the C4 pack satchel charges under your dressing gown.
 
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