leave my bike alone

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penny m

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Goddammit!
I'm so fucking tired of assholes stealing my bike. Those fuckers, pray I do not find you. Buy your own fucking bike. I will walk and what takes minutes on a bike will take hours.

Aaaaaaaargh! I'm so pissed. I don't have time for this bullshit.
 
That really sucks, I've had my bike stolen several times, and every time I was pissed enough to fucking knock some people out. I hope whoever stole your bike gets hit by a bus, while riding your bike, and horribly maimed.
 
As sweet as that is, JL, what good would that do him? He'd still have to go buy a new bike...

I haven't ridden a bike in years...I remember when I was little and someone stole my bike around Christmas time, though...Motherfuckers. I thought the same exact thing, go buy your own bike, fuckers.
 
My friend once a beat a guy up for trying to steal his bike at school, that was some fucken funny shit. Back to the point, I would suggest a boltcutter proof bike lock.
 
I haven't had a bike since mine got stolen in the 8th grade. It was my birthday present too. =(

It was partially my fault I didn't have it chained up well. But seriously why do lame cock suckers have to steal a kids bike that parents work hard for to buy their kids? or the kids work odd jobs to pay for it themsleves?

Gah!
 
It was the night before my family left for vacation and all our stuff was in our garage. While we were sleeping, some asshole stole all of our bikes (five), two of our suitcases, my dads cell phone, and attempted to hotwire my dad's car.

I hate bike theifs. That week at the beach, I rented a beach cruiser. Girls were checkin out the pink basket on the front all week.
 
I am going to make a lock that contains a chemical on the inside, that reacts to oxygen in an explosive, or acid matter. And I will NICELY have a tag warning on my bike saying "My lock is filled with an explosive/acid material, cut if off and I swear to god you'll fucking regret it. Leave me comments on Myspace lol"
 
You don't have time to be pissy about your bike being stolen, but somehow you have time to make a thread solely for the purpose of bitching about it.

Good call. :D



LMFAO, good call i'll get a patent for it and we'll split the money.
 
This is why I actually rigged up a security system for my bike (in joint with my dad) a while back. Whenever somebody touches it in the wrong spot before turning it off, they get a good jolt. :) But not only does this tell them to fuck off, this warms up my bike seat and handles. :)
 
Lol. As multicultural as we are, Canada doesn't have any Mexicans.... at least none that I know of. I'm talking about natives. Who are alot like mexicans.




You don't own one?:confused:
 
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