A top CBS News producer was busted Thursday for trying to shake down late night TV host David Letterman - threatening to expose the funnyman's affairs with several female staffers in a movie and book.
The "Late Show" host revealed the stunning plot on last night's broadcast in an extraordinary confession to viewers - and admitted he had indeed slept with several women who work at the show.
"I'm glad you folks are here tonight, and I'm glad you folks are in such a pleasant mood, because I have a story I'd like to tell you and the home viewers as well," he said, appearing to set up a comedy bit.
He went on to explain that a man identified by police as Robert Halderman, a 51-year-old Emmy Award-winning producer, found out that he was sleeping with several staff members.
Halderman allegedly threatened to expose the 62-year-old Letterman, who married his girlfriend, Regina Lasko, of 23 years in March, unless he forked over a staggering $2 million.
"This morning, I did something I've never done in my life," Letterman told viewers. "I had to go downtown and testify before a grand jury.
"This whole thing has been quite scary," he said. "I had to tell them how I was disturbed by this. I was scared for my family. I felt menaced by this man."
Then, Letterman added, "I had to tell them all the creepy things I had done."
The audience roared with laughter.
"Now why is that funny?" Letterman asked.
"Now of course we get to what was it was - we get to all the creepy stuff," Letterman said, taking a more serious tone.
"I have had sex with women who work for me on this show."
The audience was silent.
Letterman said the grand jury asked if the accusations were true.
"Yes, I have," was his answer.
"Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would - especially for the women," he joked.
"But that's a decision for them, if they want to go public and talk.
"It's been a very bizarre experience," Letterman added. "I feel like I need to protect my family. I need to protect myself and I hope to protect my job."
CBS said in a statement that it was "made aware of" an ongoing police investigation involving David Letterman and an employee at '48 Hours'," one of the network's news magazine shows.
"Mr. Letterman addressed the issue during the show's broadcast this evening, and we believe his comments speak for themselves," the CBS statement read.
Halderman, who was being held on attempted grand larceny charges, has directed dozens of "48 Hours" documentaries, from the Winter Olympics to the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, 2001.
A "Late Show" staffer, 31-year-old Stephanie Birkitt, once lived with Halderman, according to public recorRAB.
Letterman said the shakedown started three weeks ago - when he found a package in his car.
"I don't usually receive packages at 6 in the morning in the backseat of my car," he joked.
"So I get to looking through it, and there's letters in the package and it says, 'I know that you do some terrible, terrible things, and I can prove that you do those terrible things.'
"And sure enough, there was some stuff in the pages that proved I did those terrible things," he said.
The audience continued to laugh, not knowing the shocking secrets Letterman was about to reveal.
"What this is, is a guy is going to write a screenplay about me ... and he's going to take all the terrible stuff he knows about my life, and there seems to be quite a lot of terrible stuff he knows about, and he's going to put it in a movie unless I give him some money.
"That's a little hinky," Letterman said was his first reaction - followed by a rush of fear. "I just want to reiterate how terrifying this moment is."
Letterman called his lawyer, and the two men set up a meeting with Halderman, who told them he was dead serious.
Letterman and his lawyer called the Manhattan district attorney's office, "And we say, 'Can we run a couple of things by you guys?'
"So we took the stuff down there and they said, 'Well, hello, this is blackmail,'" he said. The lawyer set up two subsequent meetings and gave Halderman a phony check for $2 million.
What followed was a "bizarre" and "terrifying few weeks," Letterman said, culminating in a grand jury appearance Thursday morning, followed by Halderman's arrest.
An insider at the "Late Show" told the Daily News last night that Letterman "did talk with Regina before he went on the air, and every indication is that they're still together."
All the women Letterman bedded "were consenting adults." The insider didn't know how many affairs Letterman had or when they took place.
Most of Letterman's staff was unaware that he was going to make an announcement until the last minute, the source said.
"This is consistent with how he has handled every major moment in his life," the source said. "He's rarely had a press conference. He feels he has this show and he uses it to tell what matters to him."
Letterman married Lasko, his longtime girlfriend, in March - and announced it on-air. "I had avoided getting married pretty good for, like, 23 years," he said. "I secretly felt that men who were married admired me - like I was the last of the real gunslingers."
Letterman was married once before - to his college sweetheart, Michele Cook, from 1969 to 1977. He dated comedienne Merrill Markoe after that, and started dating Lasko in 1986.
"I knew he was being blackmailed and that someone was arrested today," Letterman's beloved mother and semiregular guest, Dorothy Mengering, told The News last night from her home in Indiana hours before the show aired.
"So far, that's all I know," said Mengering, who said she heard the news from Letterman's wife, with whom he has a son, 5-year-old Harry.
"I have not talked to him. I heard it from Regina. I'm looking forward to seeing the show to see what he has to say. I really just found out today."
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