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Diss ziggyjuarez again and i'm on some fucking you up shit aight.
That's provocation enough for me, David.

There I was happily minding my own business, calling Ziggy a mong (which is hardly debatable) and along comes The BigScaryDavid to fuck my shit up.

Is it a short-term memory loss thing, David or merely selective? Perhaps your over-sized dome is lodged in your intestines again.

I'm glad we have this chance to talk, you fucking window-licker.

I remember posting this. I figured it'd be pretty obvious i was just playing. What with the speaking in ebonics, referencing a song, making a threat to an anonymous person on a forum, acting like another anonymous person needed that protection.

I'm so sorry if i scared you. I never had any intention of coming to get you. You can sleep soundly tonight, i promise.
 
Well that's a relief, David.

Out of all of the hundreds of spastics who've threatened me with violence over the internets over the years, you were the one I was sure would carry it out.

I think it was something to do with the pretentious definitive article as a pretext to your given name. That's some scary shite right there.
 
David, I am considerably cleverer than you, mate. I do this for sport.

It might have taken me a week or two to get a rise out of you, but I got one nonetheless.

This will continue for as long as you respond. You're my hobby. Not you in particular, just any cunt who bites.

Especially exceptionally stupid cunts like yourself. I thank you for that.
 
David, I am considerably cleverer than you, mate. I do this for sport.

It might have taken me a week or two to get a rise out of you, but I got one nonetheless.

This will continue for as long as you respond. You're my hobby. Not you in particular, just any cunt who bites.

Especially exceptionally stupid cunts like yourself. I thank you for that.

Darn!

You mean you were trolling all along!?


What you did was flail. I flail too sometimes. I think i was pretty much known for it on here.

You made a bad call bro, just accept it and chill out.
 
Trolling's got nothing to do with it. Neither has flailing.

Calling me a cunt is like calling a sofa a sofa.

I'm a proper cunt, never denied it.

The problem is yourself not admitting you're stupid when it's pretty fucking plain, like.
 
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