language: chat up lines in spanish? just for a joke to make someone laugh?

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please spell it phonetically, it doesnt actually need to be anything serious, can be something silly, just to make them laugh... not a "serious chat up line" not that something like that exists as all chat up lines are a joke...

btw what do i say when someone says comos estas? (yes major spelling error but you get it) haha
 
what do i say when someone says comos estas?

I"ll say: Pues, como tu me ves. (I'm just as you see me)
 
I can't really think of anything original, but could translate some trite English ones. Like

¿Se lastimó mucho? ¿Cuando cayó del cielo?
Say lah-stee-MOH MOO-choh? KWAHN-doh keye-OH dell see-AY-low?
Did it hurt much? When you fell from heaven?

or

¿Tiene un espejo en su bosillo? Porque puedo ver a yo mismo en sus pantalones.

Tee-EHN-ay oon es-PAY-hoh ehn soo bo-SEE-yoh? POR-kay PWAY-doh vehr ah yo MEES-moh ehn soos pahn-tah-LOH-nes.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I'm not fluent in Spanish but I've taken it for five years so far and really like it, so that should be sufficient for a joke. I hope.
 
Cumo te amos senorita/senor,quantos anios teinies,uno denero dosy febrero tres de martho quatro abril,lol,guapa me amiga.
 
como estas? means how are you doing?
in response you can say "muy bien" which means "very good"

i dont know any other spanish, sorry, i'm a horrible mexican lol
 
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