Know any good limericks?

Unknown One

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Do you have a funny limerick? Please, share it here! I love them. Like this one (It is not mine):
An extremely fat friend of mine,
When asked at what hour he'd dine,
Replied, "At eleven,
Three, five, and seven,
And eight and a quarter past nine."

PLEASE! Keep them clean! Thanks! :)
 
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