Keep your spoiled little brats under control or leave them at home

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David.hamster

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Hello there young woman. I see that you have made the wise decision of bringing your children to the BMV office with you today. I know you probably can't hear me under all that makeup and those slutty fucking clothes you're wearing, but I have a suggestion to make, if I may.

Never mind the fact that I'm already in a pissy mood because I've already gone to the BMV office closest to me this morning, had to WAIT another hour for the county clerk of court's office next door to open to get a memorandum title for my truck before I could get it registered, which by the way they didn't have on file because the dealership I bought my truck from is full of fail and can't get a vehicle properly financed within 30 days, then was told I'd have to drive to the dealership and get another copy of the purchase agreement from them because I "had the wrong copy," then had to drive to another BMV office to get another 30 day tag, where you decided to grace us with not only your presence, but the presence of your two screaming children as well. Never mind the fact that I just worked a 12 hour night shift and am tired as shit, and would rather be anywhere else right now than a fucking BMV.

But perhaps if you can't keep your children from running around screaming their heads off because they have no fucking concept of an "inside voice" since you were no doubt too busy sucking a dick to teach them what that is, and running into random people nearly knocking them over, and you have absolutely no intention of keeping them from behaving in such a manner in public, you MAY want to consider keeping them at home next time instead of dragging them somewhere like a fucking BMV office with you, you stupid fucking brainless cunt failure of a parent bitch. :mfinger:
 
Does anyone else remember Hostile making this thread a couple of years ago? And DG ripping him a new one?

I got some serious deja vu for a sec.
 
I don't have anything against kids being kids, but dumb cunts like that who don't do SHIT to make their kids behave even remotely respectfully in public irk me to no fucking end.

When I have to substantially elevate the volume of my own voice so the BMV lady two and a half fucking feet in front of me can hear me, and even then have to repeat myself two or three times because the little hellians are being so loud and disruptive, this is an issue.

If I behaved in such a manner when I was that age I'd be picking teeth out of the back of my throat, after dislodging my ass from a plate-glass window.

I long for the good old days when all it took was "that look" for a kid to stop dead in their tracks and start behaving. The days when "that look" was all a parent needed to instantly bring the child under control, because they knew that if they kept on going they were FUCKED when they got out to the car/got home.
 
We were at Checkers yesterday getting grub before going to the Science Museum and this dumb bitch and her friend pull up in a buick with a toddler in a toddler seat in the back seat. We watched as her hoodlum ass and her friend got out of the car, left it running, and went up to order something from Checkers. Her toddler proceeds to rip the top cloth off of the interior roof, and she walks back to the car, gets pissed and says "Oh I'mma beat his ass"

are you fucking serious? you leave your 1yr old unattended in a running vehicle and you get upset at HIM? that's why we have the shitty kids we do, because people don't have any real parenting skills.
 
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I agree Ferengi. Feral chitlins make me rage as well. And the law require dogs having to be a on leashes. I think that was a legislative typo.
 
I encourage my children to be feral.

Inside voices are for pussy ass children who will grow up to be sheep to the man, perfectly obedient. My children will grow up to stand on their own two feet and survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse.

PS: Parents who leave their children unattended should be shot.
 
I can't stand the idiotic loud stupid dumbass hyperactive kids and the "I don't give a shit about what they do as long as they leave me be" parents combination.

That's why I don't see my aunt and cousins anymore
 
I love kids, but to some extent, I have to agree. I was at the local wal-mart with my sister the other day and had to deal with this dirty little urchin of a child who was walking around without shoes, dirty cut-off sweat pants, and no shirt. He was hitting everything he passed and when he smacked our cart and nearly knocked it into some poor old woman, I just about opened a can on him. If you can't control your children, they shouldn't come with you to the store.

Now, I understand that sometimes you just can't find a sitter and they have to come with, but then keep them under control. Oh, and be sure that when you go out they're washed and properly clothed. There's no excuse to bring dirty, smelly, undressed, misbehaved children out into public to annoy the general population.
 
Ferengi, I'm sorry man. I really am. It's hard to keep the instince from killing down in such times, I'd be looking at the parent and wishing damnation upon them. If they slipped up I might be the next news statistic! So, more power to you for keeping it down on simmer.
 
something similar happened to me about a month ago,

so me and my mom went to boomers to play miniature golf and on the first hole there were some Mexican kids fucking around right in our way and they didn't even speak English, so i did mu putt and one of the kids hit my ball, then picked it up and i was like "Hey! thats my ball!" he he dropped it and they ran away to there parents who where just sitting there not doing a thing. but thats not much compared as your story ferengi, i (kinda) feel your pain.


and my bad if i sounded racist.
 
Oh the children stories I could tell...

There was this little blond demon who was ignored by his mother (probably because she thought he was doing it for attention-he was, but she only gave him negative attention), and my branch manager (who has two kids of her own, BOTH well behaved) decided to give him HIGHLIGHTERS and some paper to play with. Kid ditches the paper and highlights the carpet.

Or the kids who are really behaving, or playing quietly, or maybe just exploring a different object, and the parent flips a wig and grabs their wrist and yells at them to behave and to stop running off like that....never mind that of the eighteen employees, ten of them have children, and one has grandchildren and therefore keep an eye on all children in the branch.

Or the kids who come in with a woman who has no respect for herself and dresses like it, who's oldest (out of four) daughter shows the same attitude of no respect and stand in front of your window and snap and pop their gum and make the noisiest sounds when eating their sucker. Excuse me, while the mother stands there with her stomach hanging down over her too small skirt from underneath her too short shirt with her hair tangled and messy while looking like a cow chewing it's cud.

Or the kids that run into the vestibule and shriek to hear their voices echo.

Or the kids that had to be dragged into the branch kicking and screaming and end up having to be dragged out of the branch kicking and screaming. These are the parents that ignore their kids poor behavior because they think it encourages it, and then when they take their child somewhere, instead of holding their child's hand, they grab the wrist.

The worst ones are the good kids who's parents don't care. These are the parents who dress like complete slobs, who dress like their appearance and self-presentation doesn't matter, who dress their children in ill-fitting clothes because they were the closest ones at hand. They are the children who look like their parents just grabbed clothes off the rack without even looking to see if the clothes fit.
 
Hey hey hey now wait a second. My kids are far from misbehaved in public (with the obvious whining at me for toys, they never throw fits and such) but that doesn't mean my kids are prim and proper.

I force my kids to go outside every day and play (I know, I'm a horrible mom for not letting their brains waste away in front of a television) but when it comes down to going somewhere, they go how they are, otherwise I end up not going anywhere, because of how long it takes them to get cleaned up. So if that means I walk into a walmart with 2 kids covered in mud I'mma fucking do it if that means it's the only way I'm going to get shit done in a reasonable time frame.
 
You know what I find funny. Everyone thinks that the only good kids are the ones who sit quietly and do exactly as they are told and never step out of line and never speak out of line or use their voices or have an original thought or idea because it bothers them.

Oddly, I think the good kids are the ones who are constantly interacting with their world and learning from it and speaking their mind and using their voices.

Then again, I'm raising real boys and real girls.

Not mindless obedient taxpayers.

However, there is a difference between disrespecting me and asking for things to be bought for them. My kids do not do this because they know I only buy things on certain planned days. They don't disrespect me because I'll knock them on their ass. But yes, I've had my kids treat the DMV like monkey bars, and I've done that right next to them, crawling under the chairs and even over them.

You know why?

Because we are hyperintelligent and the DMV IS FUCKING BORING.

We also made paper airplanes out of the pamphlets and had a paper airplane war, complete with obnoxious sounds. Nobody said anything to me.
 
You are my hero!

Seriously though, it is important to let your kids explore their world. What makes them hard to take for others is when they do it loud and do not listen to their parents when they request they tone it down a bit. I have seen parents behave worse than their kids or punish their kids for behaving. I love listening to kids in stores laughing and enjoying themselves. It's hard to take when you hear their parents scream at them for being kids.

I do agree, that if at a place such as a restaurant, (I'm not talking MacDonald's or a place you'd expect a lot of kids) you'd hope to have some quiet. What's annoying is when kids are kicking the bench under them shaking your chair in the process and nothing is done about it. The kid is screaming and the parents ignore it cause at home, it's just background noise.

When I'm at a restaurant and one of my kids is making a fuss, I take him outside and walk him around until he's calm. As babies, you can't tell him to tone it down, but at least the people around you get some peace. If he were to be inconsolable, then I'd just take my food to go and go home. It's a pain, but raising kids mean making sacrificing...such as a meal outside of your home or not getting what you needed at the store or not going to the park for some family time because junior is acting out too much. Being a good parent to me means being respectful and mindful of the people around you and your kids, but also allowing your kids to be kids and learn about the fun and interesting stuff around them. Pick your battles and know your limitations. Kids will push buttons, but don't act worse than your kids do in public or you will look like an ass and people would much rather hear your kids being loud than you berating them in front of everyone.
 
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