Karl Pilkington- Favourite Quotes

My favorite bit was the whole sequence of Karl sat eating his monster munch, appaulled by the food, the girl eating that insect on the stick and that feotus egg at the end, to be fair that bit was gross, but v funny.

quotes from last night

'It's not the great wall of china, it's the alright wall of china'

and

"It's as if they know it's rubbish and they've thought
what can we add?" " my mates got some bears, that'll do stick em in the bottom".

lol
 
'We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about.'

'If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.'

Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.'

'Turns out it was another load of monkeys from another part of the island...from the rough bit...'
 
Love KP have listened to all the radio shows he's done and he's definitely not scripted or characterised, although I'm sure as someone said he probably plays it abit.

Did anyone watch him on This Morning? I felt it seemed uncomfortable because Phil and Holly don't really "get" him, if you know what I mean? And to some viewers he may come across as ungrateful / ignorant because they don't realise what awful conditions RG and SM put him in!

Can't think of a favourite quote because I really love everything he says : )
 
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