Karl Pilkington- Favourite Quotes

[PAT A]

You can't write the stuff he says



Well that sucks for you cause I think youre missing out

 

[justinclayjr]

I used to think he was a character, but there's too much material for that to be true. You couldn't sit and write all that stuff.

 

[Cameron K]

Clive Warren and Rebecca De Mornay were the stars for his film.

 

[naovsky]

Reading them on here is one thing. Listening or watching him say it is totally another

 

["Vet"]

Haha, that's the one. Brilliant stuff.

 

[thursdaylsr]

You're judging him on a bunch of out-of-context quotes.

How many Seinfeld quotes, stripped of their context and with no indication of their delivery, would raise a smile?

 

[Fasana]

what was everyone's favourite bit from the China show? Will you be watching this week?

 

[Parth DJ]

"People with ano legs who wanna be swimmers - don't be stupid!"

 

[David.hamster]

I had a spicy sausage...

I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff...

 

[saammmyj]

wasnt too impressed. Seemed a little too scripted for my liking. I prefer the old XFM shows myself.

 

[hdoraisamy]

My favourite bit from the Chine ep was after he'd been to the the toilets, and he was going on about how he thot the ipod was made there. and the loo roll! "i've seen toilet paper, says made in china"

Looking forward to the rest of the series! Ricky G annoys me with the OTT laugh tho.

Lol @ him trying to pronounce his name to get it written in Chinese.

 

[meandubabe]

My favourite from last night
"being honest with you, It's not a great wall, it's an alright wall, it's the alright wall of china"


They're funnier in context and said by him.

 

[polk-dotz]

I agree think the show could be better without the whole cackling thing!

 

[Karrose]

i dont have any quotes but the guy is funny.

looking fwd to an idiot abroad tomorrow.

 

[Uma Sankar]

I dont mind him he's quite funny - what I cant stand is Ricky and his mate going into utter hysterics, slapping their thighs & holding their bellies every time he says anything at all

 

[The messenger]

OK, fair enough. I can live with being the only person (apparently) not to find this funny in the slightest.

 

[I killz you.]

^ true - thier bit is OTT

 

[Pobo]

On the pyramids at Giza: "S'like a game of Jenga that's got out of hand..............."

 

[~~Wishing~~~]

Karls' reaction to the guy eating the foetuses - "They can't even wait for them to be born and grow up a little bit" !!

The Chinese head massage !
"Have I just been mugged ??"

"It's not a GREAT wall. It's an ALRIGHT wall. They should call it The Alright Wall of China"

 

[need answer fast]

I can't remember it exactly but the wewe one.