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wiemercats

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So... I'm doing my karaoke thing tonight, and something that never ever happens to me.... happened to me. A woman was blatantly flirting with me.
"great! way to go steel!" I hear you say... so what's the problem? this woman is fucking blitzed, right from the beginning of the night. Not only that, but she's got to be in her mid to late 40s. She asked me right away how old I was, and I told her, 27, but either she didn't care, or didn't believe me.

Now, at first it was more flattering and less creepy, but it went on for 4 fucking hours! I was polite and friendly, not knowing how else to act in that situation, me being the host of the show and all, being rude would be bad.... but it got old quick. Now, it's usually loud at my karaoke show, and she'd keep coming over like she had something to say to me... I figured maybe she wanted to sign up for a song, so I'd lean over to hear her, and she kissed me on my neck/cheek. This happened at least 4 times. And I don't know how many times she told me how sexy I was. fucking fabulous. I suppose it could be worse... there could be no one finding me sexy. But for fuck's sake, why cant girls closer to my own age act like that more often?? There was at least one other guy she was doing the same thing to. I'm not even sure she knew we were two different people.

I think I'm going to go take a shower now or something.

Oh yeah, did I mention my aunt and uncle, an old friend, and my parents showed up tonight? So not only was my voice trashed from the cold I am just recovering from, and I couldn't sing for shit... but some drunk old wench was hanging all over me. FOR FUCKS SAKE!

I don't really expect any usefull feedback, I just wanted to vent.

commence hysterical laughter.
 
Well, we're glad you came here to vent...

But you didn't mention one tiny little thing in your post... Was she hot? I mean, if she was old an ugly, I'm sorry. But if she was old and hawt, then you need to stfu. :D
 
All quit whining, you should have tap that shit and been out of her place by morning. She's in her 40's, wow she has to know some cool tricks in the sack. :thumbsup:

Hey I would have boned the old girl.
 
Maybe you should live in France for awhile, where age is not as much of a factor in romantic adventures. You're either attracted, or you're not.

Age pretty much only matters if you want to buy wine.
 
Maybe she was feeling insecure and was looking for some affirmation she was still beautiful. You'll go through the same stage in your 40's, i assure you.
 
Yeah...but aren't the French women the ones that grow mustaches and don't shave their legs? It's some European country over there, thought it was France...
 
Not France AFAIK. That's an old myth. French chicks can be pretty gorgeous. Possibly Italy or Greece, or some Eastern European nation 20 or 30 years ago. Probably not though. They probably all shave, given how westernized the culture of the world has become.
 
Ah well, perhaps you all are right. It doesn't matter one way or the other, because her friends took her home about an hour before I ended the show. Also, she was VERY drunk, and I doubt if she even remembers most of the night. I am not the type to go home a with a drunk girl, whether I'm interested or not.



She didn't sing any songs. She just started grinding against and singing with every man who got up to sing. And she had no sense of pitch or rhythm. Possibly due to the drunkenness.
 
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