Just had my first encounter with the TSA. America = Loser Country

So what are you doing about it?

I don't fly often enough to be outraged. And when I do fly, the only inconvenience is the line getting TO security. Once I'm there, I pop my shoes off, open my bag, pull my laptop out and walk thru. Even a large line is about 15-20 minutes from start to finish.
 
I have missed flights due to excessively long security lines

the have mandatory meetings that will end up closing lines during peak traffic times.

its bullshit. giving the government oversight into anything only makes it a pile of shit.

they expect to make airport safety as good as air safety, but the fact of the matter is, they are just two completely different animals.
 
So I went to this gay bar and after looking around I came to the conclusion the place is just full of disgusting faggots. How did they ever get to this point? So I went in and sucked a few dicks.
 
The most depressing thing about this is that most people are apparently so low on self-esteem that they feel no indignation at having their balls and tits groped by strangers in public. What a sad fucking state of affairs
 
Don't forget to buckle your seat belt.

Make sure you have your license, registration, proof of insurance, hope it's all up to date.

Make sure the vehicle doesn't have any tail lights out, the exhaust isn't too loud, and that the tints aren't too dark. License plates and registration stickers are clearly visible.

Make sure that you don't speed, follow too closely, or drink any beer.

It's not as though when you choose to drive you are suddenly free from the long, long, long arm of government regulation.
 
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