Just a little Joke (20) !!!!!!?

During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he'd come across was, er, female juices. "But you're balder than I am," protested the customer. "True," admitted the barber, "but you've gotta admit I've got one hell of a mustache!"
 
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she files a complaint of sexual harassment. The boss asks "what's sexually threatening being told by a colleague your hair smells nice" She replies, "it's Dave, the midget"
 
Thanks! You've made a lot of people laugh today - 'cos I've just passed this on to 20 family & friends, several of whom are getting a bit thin on top.....
 
Thanks! You've made a lot of people laugh today - 'cos I've just passed this on to 20 family & friends, several of whom are getting a bit thin on top.....
 
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