Jurassic Park IV "unlikely to happen"...

Ray Harryhausen's work has depth (due to his models existing in three dimensions) which is something CGI still hasn't truly mastered.

More importantly it also has charm.
 
How about "Jurassic Park Of The Dead", a brutal tale of cloned dinosaurs against the zombies.

Or "Dinosaurs on a plane", a tale of dinos on a plane leading to the inevitable climatic statement that "I've had it with these MF dinosuars on this MF plane" or something.

Carry on Jurassic Park?

Back to the Jurassic Park?
 
Saying something crap "has charm" seems like such a cop-out. Sorry, but it just does.



"Where've you been all our lives, boy? We've been looking for you in Hollywood..." (Bill Hicks)
 
I usually hate sequels but I wouldn't mind a 4th Jurassic Park movie. I actually really enjoyed JP3, not as good as JP1 but it was a hunded times better than the pile of dung that was JP2. If Alan Grant returned, I'd be happy! :p
 
Aliens Vs Predators Vs Dinosaurs?

Personally I enjoyed JP3. Sure, it didn't have the 'message' of the first 2, or much of a cast, but as a basic popcorn film I thought it was OK. I'm sure with a half-decent script and some new characters JP4 could work, as long as they stay clear of any human/dino cross-breeRAB. The Predalien was bad enough, thanks.
 
You might think otherwise but Harryhausen's work has stood the test of time & inspired countless film makers.

Sam Raimi's Army of Darkness is one long love letter fer chrissakes.
 
Yeah. I thought JP3 was much better than 2. Although the cameraman's miraculous escape always bothered me. Like both, mind.

I'm happy for it to remain a trilogy, mind.
 
Oddly, no.

Given that the area was known and internationally protected by that point, it didn't seem to much that the would be dispatched to pick up civilians (including a minor celebrity) trapped on the island.
 
US General:

"Troops. Get geared up and ready. We're going to an island to save less than ten people from a bunch of evil dinosaurs at a cost to the American tax-payer of 25 million dollars. Let's go!"
 
I hardly ever LOL, so well done. I LOLled like a motherfather!

:D:D:D

Jeff Goldblum: No!! Noooooooooooooooooo!!

Barney: I love you! Gimme a hug!

Jeff Goldblum: No, f-ck off! I'd rather face the T-rex again!
 
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