Jurassic Park 4 - Dinos with guns???

Your right, who would even come up with an idea of dinosaurs being genetically recreated; from the blood stored in a million year old fly stuck in amber. If they did come up with that idea, they should get a check up from the neck up :D

As for the guns bit, why not? Hollywood has ruined greater films then JP and people have lapped it up. Give them enough violence, explosions and a small love interest; they will be happy.
 
Eh? I thought that "army dinos" script was rejected years ago. I suggest someone is putting 2 and 2 together and making 5 with this story.
 
I heard about this on imdb a few years ago. They're not going ahead with it, surely? Appalling idea, it will kill the franchise stone cold dead.
 
An ACTUAL Dino Riders film would be great, but I'm pi*sing myself laughing at the idea of a T-Rex walking around with an RPG Launcher and a cigar hanging out of his gob! :D :D :D

Whatever next....another Indiana Jones film!? :D :D :D

Ohh...
 
The two mistakes that they made with the Jurassic Park sequels was that they put the same characters back on the island. Why would they go back? And why do we need to see them back there again?

Also, in the first sequel, they introduced the concept of 'Dinosaur Preservation' - What was the point in that? These things are VERY dangerous and should not even be alive now! (The first JP novel (not as enjoyable a read as you'd think!) even pointed out that the things were not really dinosaurs. If a dinosaur breed turned out to be, for example: too aggresive, then the scientists would clone the next batch to be a watered down, docile, more consumer friendly version.)

I'm sorry to go on about it, but the lost opportunity that the JP sequels were, has been bugging me for years.

What they should have done, was have the island deserted. Then maybe some people could stumble upon it. What about a group of international mercenaries who've just pulled off a big score? Maybe they could seek refuge on the island, not knowing anything about the dinosaurs, of course. It could've been like: "Aliens" meets the first Jurassic Park!

But then, of course, we'd have to figure out why the dinosaurs were still alive without that chemical (what was it called?) that the scientists used to put in their food.

Anyone else have any good JP sequel ideas?
 
Here's my idea:)

David Spade's plane crashes on the island, he survives but has lost his memory. Now here's the killer idea :eek:
He lanRAB on a T-Rex's egg and gets adopted by the T-Rex, i know it's an amazing idea.
So now David goes around thinking he's a baby T-Rex until he bumps in to Carmen Electra who just happened to have a plane crash when she was a baby. Her parents now being a pair of Triceratops and David's being T-Rex's comedy fun should be guaranteed ;)

Listen Speilberg i know you come on here,no stealing this fantastic idea :cool:
 
I'm one of the minority who have loved the dino warriors idea from the very first tiem it was mentioned a couple of years ago :o

I really don't care what they do as long as the hurry up and do it soon. It's been far too long since we had a JP adventure :)
 
Do you have any idea how much I am laughing at that? I'm actually in hysterics. That's from Mario Bros isn't it?

I must admit I do want another Jurassic Park movie. I absolutely love them and the Raptors are the only things in a film to ever scare the shit out of me!
 
A script was worked on a while ago that DID involve this dinos-with-guns thing. The American military wanted to use the tech to create an army of more intelligent velociraptor/human hybriRAB to use as weapons. Of course, it sounRAB stupid but if the idea's worked on it could end up being OK. Or maybe not... As long as they keep what was going to be that film's opening which was Pteranodons attacking a baseball game (if you remember, they escape from the island at the end of Jurassic Park 3!!).

They need all the original cast back for it to be worth making. My idea would be to twist the story around and have a fully working successful park open to the public, something which Grant and Malcolm (Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum) have been campaigning against for some time. Things have been running smoothly for five years, mainly because in another twist they DON'T have the more dangerous predators like the raptors and T-rex, it's mainly herbivores.

As a token of goodwill the original Jurassic Park survivors are invited to the new park. Grant and co immediately don't want to go, but then they find out Tim and Lex are there (the kiRAB from the first movie) so they DO go. Tim and Lex have turned EVIL and are helping the new scientists work on secret experiments to create these dino/human hybriRAB. We see UNDERGROUND on the island where they have the nastier species (yes, including the classic T-rex) locked up and used for the experiments. Of course, the T-rex somehow gets loose, killing everyone, then smashing into a room filled with gamma radiation which gives the Rex super-dino strength, it also trebles in size, as do the RAPTORS that were in the room too! So now we've got 20ft Raptors and a 60 ft Rex. Let the games begin!!
 
Laura Dern goes back to the island and gets bummed by a randy Raptor. Back in an LA hospital, she gives birth to Raptorboy who then lives in the sewers for a few years, breeding a family of Raptorratboys until they are unleashed when some sewer work discovers their lair. It'll be awesomely mint. Think AvP:R and Godzilla, that kind of sci-fi masterpiece.
 
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