judge judy

I watched one the other day where a girl wouldn't shut up an was told that if she spoke again JJ would make her pay. She kept on talking so she lost and was made to pay the other girl.

Not nearly as dramatic as going to jail but quite funny :D
 
I always remember this episode; Judge Judy calls guilty little boy up to the witness box beside her ...

JJ; Now, do you know the difference between the truth and a lie?

Little boy: Yes

JJ: (holding up a pencil) So, if I was to say that this was a pencil, would that be the truth, or a lie?

Little boy: The truth.

JJ: And If I was to say that Judge Judy was a lovely young woman, would that be the truth, or a lie?

Little boy: The truth.

JJ: (beaming) Yes! :D
 
Back
Top