Jokes That are super funny?

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Dasiy_x

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One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"
God replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create."
So Adam says, "When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curved and tender unlike mine?"
"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."
"Oh, well then, why did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?"
"I did that Adam so that you could love her."
"Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"
"Well, Adam no. I did that so that she could love you."

Made me laugh =)
 
a blind guy goes in to a women's bar by accident and sits down he turns and touch what seems to be a man on the shoulder and says out loud do you want to here a blonde joke the lady that he touched goes your in a women's bar im a body builder im blonde the bar maids blonde and half the bar is blonde are you sure you want to tell it
the blind guy goes no i don't want to spend all day exexplainingt


how do you keep an idiot suspense.............................


ill tell ya later
 
a man walks into a bar and he sees one guy sitting on a stool, and notices all the stools have numbers on the back. so he goes to the man and says hey what's up with the numbers on the stools? the guy says it's a lottery and if they call your number you go in the back room and have sex with everybody. the man says you've got to be kidding me and the guy says no, it's true. my wife's won 3 times.
 
a man walks into a bar and he sees one guy sitting on a stool, and notices all the stools have numbers on the back. so he goes to the man and says hey what's up with the numbers on the stools? the guy says it's a lottery and if they call your number you go in the back room and have sex with everybody. the man says you've got to be kidding me and the guy says no, it's true. my wife's won 3 times.
 
Why did the lion cross the street 2 times?
because his real name of that lion is the "Lion Double Crosser"
 
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