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Deemz
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Entertain me...
I like 'blonde' jokes.
I like 'blonde' jokes.
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midnight
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Here's a blond joke since you like them. Hope you haven't heard it before! Anyway:
> A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a
> handy woman and started canvassing the neighborhoods.
> She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had
> any odd jobs for her to do.
> 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said. 'How much
> will you charge me?'
> The blonde quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
> The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was
> in the garage.
> The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she
> realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?'
> He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
> The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
> dumb blonde jokes .'
> A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her
> money. 'You finished already?' the husband asked.
> 'Yes,' the blonde replied, 'and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats
> - no extra charge.'
> Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.
> 'And by the way,' the blonde added ... 'it's not a Porch -- it's an Audi.'
> A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a
> handy woman and started canvassing the neighborhoods.
> She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had
> any odd jobs for her to do.
> 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said. 'How much
> will you charge me?'
> The blonde quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
> The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was
> in the garage.
> The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she
> realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?'
> He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
> The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
> dumb blonde jokes .'
> A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her
> money. 'You finished already?' the husband asked.
> 'Yes,' the blonde replied, 'and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats
> - no extra charge.'
> Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.
> 'And by the way,' the blonde added ... 'it's not a Porch -- it's an Audi.'
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Olivia W
Guest
Here are some yo mama jokes:
yo mamas so dumb she got locked out of a comvertable with the top down
yo mamas so duhmb she went in a tree house because she wanted to branch out
yo mamas so dumb i taught her how to do to do the running man and i haven't seen her sence
yo mamas so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out
yo mamas so dumb she went to walgreens to see if the wals here green
yo mamas so dumb she sold her house to pay the morgage
hope these made you laugh.
yo mamas so dumb she got locked out of a comvertable with the top down
yo mamas so duhmb she went in a tree house because she wanted to branch out
yo mamas so dumb i taught her how to do to do the running man and i haven't seen her sence
yo mamas so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out
yo mamas so dumb she went to walgreens to see if the wals here green
yo mamas so dumb she sold her house to pay the morgage
hope these made you laugh.