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i made up 2 blonde jokes

1.a little girl walks up to a blonde and sais "you wanna hear a joke?"
the blonde sais "how cute!! sure."
the little girl sais "knock knock"
the blonde replies "i dont get it".

2.a blonde breaks up with her boyfriend.
her ex sais "can we still be friends?"
the blonde sais "of course!"
the ex adds "friends with benefits?"
the blonde responded "sure.what kind?"

the second one isnt as funny as the first.
this joke i just saw 10 min ago super funny

how do you wake up lady gaga?
you poker face with your disco stick.

different answer

you put a hude a$$ speaker next to get face and play hert sh!tty a$$ music really loud.
 
A kid BOY down his pant and ask girl “Do u have this?“
Girl: lift her skirt up and says
“My mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those…“
 
A kid BOY down his pant and ask girl “Do u have this?“
Girl: lift her skirt up and says
“My mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those…“
 
A kid BOY down his pant and ask girl “Do u have this?“
Girl: lift her skirt up and says
“My mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those…“
 
A kid BOY down his pant and ask girl “Do u have this?“
Girl: lift her skirt up and says
“My mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those…“
 
a man is complaining to his friend,"i had it all..money,a beautiful woman, a fast car and a huge house".
then POW!! it was all gone.
"man, what happened?" asks the friend.
"my wife found out!"
 
hahahaha!!! omg i heard the most funniest joke in my whole entire life!! but the ppl i told it to said it was dumb :( then again i think everythings funny lol ok here it goes;

why didnt the chicken cross the road??

because he was dead!! lol

xD hahahahahaha!! omg thats hilarious!

hope you though it was funny and not stupid :-/
 
a man is complaining to his friend,"i had it all..money,a beautiful woman, a fast car and a huge house".
then POW!! it was all gone.
"man, what happened?" asks the friend.
"my wife found out!"
 
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