Jokes about tall people?

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I'm tired about people making fun of me. I'm 13, and I'm not even 5 feet tall yet. I'm only in inch away, but I'm really tired of people saying; "how's the weather down there?" Or "Hey, can you be my dinner, I need some shrimp!" They are really starting to get tired of this! It's annoying, being one of the midgets of the school! Help!!
 
Hey, look, it's a beanstalk! C'mon, Jack, let's climb it and see what ugly giant is at the top (that's kinda mean, but i just HAD to say it)
 
Your 13....believe me I went through the same thing. I was surrounded by tall people in my family and my friends. I was 5'2" until gr. 11 and now one year out of high school I am 6' 4" and still growing....give it time man. There is nothing really you can do. Tall people jokes down make you feel any better. You probably a late bloomer and late bloomers usually end up quite tall.
 
"Shut the hell up you freakin' mongloid, if I wanted your opinion I'd climb up there and give it to you."

You freakin' telephone pole with arms...
 
lol. im 13 too, nd people make fun of my height as well.
first of all make sure when you say the jokes, say them in a none mean way. Dont want to start a fight or anything. nd 2nd of all, just because people are taller than you now, means nothing, because when they stop growing, you may start growing.

Jokes: -
-I'm glad you're tall. It gives me more of you to dislike
-now i know why r u so stupid in ur hurry to grow ur body u forgot ur brain
-At least i still get piggy back rides !
-Your so talll, ugly, and stupid, you might even pass as Big Bird



Hope this helps. =}
 
lol i always thought tall people were so obnoxious ..
who do they think they are to be towering over EVERYONE 24/7.

never mind me.
 
lol. im 13 too, nd people make fun of my height as well.
first of all make sure when you say the jokes, say them in a none mean way. Dont want to start a fight or anything. nd 2nd of all, just because people are taller than you now, means nothing, because when they stop growing, you may start growing.

Jokes: -
-I'm glad you're tall. It gives me more of you to dislike
-now i know why r u so stupid in ur hurry to grow ur body u forgot ur brain
-At least i still get piggy back rides !
-Your so talll, ugly, and stupid, you might even pass as Big Bird



Hope this helps. =}
 
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