JOKE:Why do mexicans make so many tamales around Christmas?

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So that their kids will have something to unwrap on Chrismas morning!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Got anymore hilarious mexican jokes?

Easy 10 points!

You can insult me if you want but I dont take anything to heart so it will just be a waste of your time ;)
 
Glue an American quarter to the road and watch Mexicans desperatly try to pick it up.

My boyfriend went to Texas and saw a Mexican clinging to the fence on the border.
 
Why aren't there any spics on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either!

What do you get when you breed a black and a mexican?
A theif who's too lazy to steal!


Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the Alamo?
They only have two cars!

Why is there no mexican olympic team?
All the smexicans who can run, jump or swim are in the U.S.!

What do you call a mexican getting baptised?
Bean dip!
 
hahah yes alot,whats the diffrence beetween a mexican an a bench,the bench can support a family hhhaa,how do u now a mexican has been in ur back yard,ur bike is stolen,ur dog is prgenant,and ur trash is gone,what do u call 4 mexicans pushing a car up a hill,grand tehft auto.hahahah why isnt there alot of black ppl in baseball teams,because they keep stealing bases ahhahahah,whats hitler least favorite plante,jewpiter
 
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