JOKE:whats the difference between newcastle united fc and alan shearer?

[Ron]

alan shearer will be on match of the day next season and newcastle utd wont LOL

 

[Squidmaster]

My brother and I met Alan Shearer once. He was a rude, miserable git.

 

[Fusion]

That was good.

 

[dan]

It's pretty much true.

 

[Adrylle A]

nothing.............they both suckxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[english geezer MFC]

good 1 hehehe