Joke presents for my friend?

[KiwiKid [is epic]]

My friends party coming up and I want to buy her a joke present.

Ideas?

p.s no condoms!

 

[Kelly B]

Buy a thong from a thrift store and put some random name in them so she knows they are used lol

 

[Sarah]

a plastic pig and go to a spencers and find weird fake pills.

maybe they will have swine flu pills there. lol

 

[It's Just A Cold]

a 401k....wait that's no joke, that's just sad

 

[angela]

if its a guy tampons or a bra if its a girl a very real looking spider or mouse

 

[kristen]

Go to your local thrift store and buy random stuff that is on sale. That way it won't cost you much, and you can come up with strange, funny things. Or go to the dollar store, or whatever.

 

[zelma1995]

Rubber snake, spider in box or the old puke sandwich (nasty),
what about a whoopee cushion.

 

[☮Megan Kimberley☮]

You can get little plastic poopies in cellophane at giftshops.
I've seen them :\