JOKE: My Personal relationship with Ice Cream? I don't think I'm strong enough?

Soph♦

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I have a problem I love Ice cream. Last weekend, I did something very wrong, and I cheated on my haagen daz Strawberry for Chocolate chip cookie dough what a temptation! we got in a fight last week so I took him out of the freezer and he melted and threw him in the trash! so I went to look for my new lover Chocolate chip cookie dough.! BUT he was so delicious, and he ended up with me in less than 5 minutes!! I was devastated. gone so fast! that yumminess
I don't think I am a strong enough person to surpass this, I mean I cheated on my strawberry haagen daz for chocolate chip cookie dough and he ended up Leaving me!! for good....
What am I supposed? And with my obssession with this ice cream.
Help me, I cant leave it and now I am so in love with this type of ice cream it's almost depressing, I wanna taste the goodness again, but he told me if I go looking for him again I will get fat. what is that supposed to mean??? Please help me? what to do now?
This is for those who still have a sense of humour! Wow I love ice cream so much it's addicting! Haha
OH NO! Ice cream lovers haha......
hahaha Jennifer for sure let's try that out !
 
Maybe you can talk to them and see if you can have an open relationship. Or maybe you and your ice cream and me and my ice cream can all be ice cream swingers! (Just don't tell my husband!)
 
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