Joke.....hahahahahaaha?

0lymp!@n

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Timmy is afraid of taking showers.
so one night he asks his dad if he can take a shower with him.
"Sure tim," Says his dad.
So while his dad was washing his privates he accidently comes, timmy asks "why is ur thing getting hard and why did that stuff come out?" and his dad says "becuase this is my snake and when i rubb him he spits." timmy says "oh". the nxt night when his dad was at work he asks his mommmy if he can tak a shower with him becuase he is afraid sill. So in the shower timmy asks "mommy what are those things on u?" his mom says "OH, these are mommys headlights." timmy then asks "what is that" pointing ti his mommys vag. "this is mommy's bush" she says. So he next night, timmy wakes up from his nap and walks into the living room to see his parents humping. Surprised he says "Mommy, Mommy turn on ur headlights, there is a snake in ur bush and it is spitting!"
 
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