JOKE FUNNY! hilarious, I think..?

Alan S

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"does it talk?"
a man asks at a pet store of a talking parrot...
"yes" the man replies.
"I'll take it!"
so after bringing the bird home the bird is pretty chatty and continues sqwaking and talking and talking... after awhile the man covers the cage and starts for bed, except the bird continues on and on and sqawking and carrying on until way late at night. Even after gently spraying and recovering the cage the man finally becomes enraged, thrusting in his hand and grabbing the bird, looks around and heads for the kitchen and puts the bird into the freezer! Finally the bird shuts it's beak, so the man opens the door, the bird hops out and says
"I'm so SORRY that I've been talking and being a bother"
"It's quite alright" replies the man.
"So what did the chicken do" the bird asks.
 
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